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This compilation serves to transfer my previous reviews over to the new system. Some of the timings may be slightly out so I rounded up to the highest value previously stated. If you wish to read the old reviews on which these were based, you can find them in the following links.

Of Dinosaurs and Pineapples

The adventure of Bacon

Stupid Script Novel

Yandere-Chan

More than Forever: A Tragic Love Story

Schoolgirl x Squid

Project Dualis


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Unicycle-riding donkeys juggling flaming midget accountants interns: Hey why weren’t we in the game.

Title: Of Dinosaurs and Pineapples

Developer: Envisage Games

Length: 10 min

Price: Free

Adult Content: None

Original Language: English

Version Language: English

Genres: Comedy

Relative Rating: 1/5

Overall Rating: 1/10

Key Positive Points: Tuna-can battles

Key Negative Points: Nonsense plot, poor artwork


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Because everybody knows that the red monster hunts in the dark outside the farm.

Title: The adventure of Bacon

Developer: Unknown (KebecMaslow)

Length: 10 min

Price: Free

Adult Content: None

Original Language: Spanish

Version Language: English

Genres: Childrens

Relative Rating: 1/5

Overall Rating: 2/10

Key Positive Points: Works well as a children’s story

Key Negative Points: Too simplistic, needs polishing


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You go to school, only to find out that it was blown up by a meteor. THE END

Title: Stupid Script Novel

Developer: Unknown (foxhead128)

Length: 10 min

Price: Free

Adult Content: None

Original Language: English

Version Language: English

Genres: Comedy

Relative Rating: 1/5

Overall Rating: 1/10

Key Positive Points: Maybe you have a little sister

Key Negative Points: Nonsense plot, poor artwork


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Mia: Compensate with more blood.

Title: Yandere-Chan

Developer: Nyodude

Length: 60 min

Price: Free

Adult Content: None

Original Language: English

Version Language: English

Genres: Horror, Slice of Life

Relative Rating: 3/5

Overall Rating: 5/10

Key Positive Points: Yandere and bad endings

Key Negative Points: Lack of backstory and reason for actions


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Shirley: Will you love me forever?

Title: More than Forever: A Tragic Love Story

Developer: TwinTurtle Games

Length: 10 min

Price: Free

Adult Content: None

Original Language: English

Version Language: English

Genres: Comedy

Relative Rating: 2/5

Overall Rating: 4/10

Key Positive Points: Book commentary

Key Negative Points: Story stopped short, relies on reader knowledge


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He’s not a large, hulking, disgusting squid like you’d see in some kind of weird hentai. Instead, he is very small and cute, with tiny little tentacles and large, inquisitive eyes.

Title: Schoolgirl x Squid

Developer: Ebi-hime

Length: 60 min

Price: Free

Adult Content: None

Original Language: English

Version Language: English

Genres: Comedy, Romance, Slice of Life

Relative Rating: 3/5

Overall Rating: 5/10

Key Positive Points: Squid

Key Negative Points: Generic scenes, polish required


Project Dualis

She was suddenly acting like a completely different person…

Title: Project Dualis

Developer: Desulishor

Length: 60 min

Price: Free

Adult Content: None

Original Language: English

Version Language: English

Genres: Mystery, Romance, Slice of Life, Supernatural

Relative Rating: 3/5

Overall Rating: 5/10

Key Positive Points: Voice acting

Key Negative Points: Generic scenes, predictable outcome

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You go to school, only to find out that it was blown up by a meteor. THE END

Stupid Script Novel

When making choices, you should have some idea of what kind of consequence they will have. In this game, these are not predictable.

Length: < 10 min

Link: http://vndb.org/v13195

Story: Your little sister wakes you up. If you do not know who she is, you instantly go to jail. If you go to school, you are instantly killed by a meteor. If you go outside with your sister, you instantly get struck by lightning. There is no conclusion to the story. In all, the story is junk and not much happens. Unless you choose a bad ending.

Characters: You may or may not have a little sister. You also may or may not have a friend who is a stick man.

Art: There were about four images: poor paint drawings and a character fresh off the sprite generator.

Audio: A sound plays when you lose. No music at all.

Other: Some annoying links opened without warning. There was also a random number generated. Otherwise, just same old Ren’py.

I guess this was never meant to be read, just to test the program. It is a stupid novel, as the title says. Something happened. Take your 2/10 and look out for random lightning on the way out.

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